Movie Review

Because I can. 

I present to you:

This movie <le sigh>. 

First off, guess who my favorite character was!

If you guessed Shaggy, you'd be right.

He talks with his hands so well.

Okay, so how many people paused the movie at this screen?

Just to read all of the fun options these fools could have picked.

I'm not sure how Kevin would be scary, but whatever.

And what object released the sexy witches? Why did we not get sexy witches? 

We almost had 'The Bride', 'SugarPlum Fairy', I'm gonna guess the orb was for 'Hell Lord' and I have no clue what the film was gonna release. Oh! And Merman, but he liked the orb more. 

His face. <LOL>

So, we have Redneck Torture Zombies going around and killing normal people. Normal. 

Then this thing called a plot says, 'Don't forget about me!!' And some more stuff happens.

 

Needless to say, that is far more horrors than what was on the list earlier. If you had this many boxes of awesome you should at least write them all down on your epic list of doom in the beginning of the movie.

More horror movie stuff happened.

The END.

Or is it?

Maybe it was just the beginning.

Did I hate it? No.

Did I love it? No, well.... Sort of.

Was I entertained? Yes.

Anyways, thanks for looking and maybe reading my small review of 'Cabin in the Woods'.